The Prelude
Written by Kat   
Saturday, 26 May 2007

There once was a little boy and a little girl who liked to drink alcoholic beverages. They also liked to create webpages and write ridiculous reviews about things. One day they decided to combine these loves and create... NERDS WITH BEER!!

Their mission was clear. They would taste-test as many beers as humanly possible and then share their findings with the world.

And thus concludes how the jumble of words below came into existence. For more information please read said jumble of words. Remember to read responsibly.

Side effects of not reading responsibly may include headaches, nausea, confusion and death. Side effects of not reading the reviews posted below may include headaches, the drinking of crappy beer, nausea from drinking really crappy beer, confusion as to why you drank such crappy beer when you easily could have avoided doing so by reading the reviews posted below and er... death.


 
Trust the Midas Touch?
Written by Clay the Corrupter   
Monday, 17 September 2007

So, about a year ago I saw this beer and looking at the box it mentioned saffron, which is an amazingly expensive spice, that I just so happen to love. So I became intrigued, beer with saffron, huh, could be interesting, could be tasty, and it could be the most amazing thrill ride for my taste buds since red meat! Fast forward to a few months ago: Zanny told me this story about a beer that was found in some ancient king's tomb, and they analyzed it and found out how to make it and someone made it, and it was called Midas Touch (after King Midas, not the brake shop).

So a few nights ago I decided that NWB (Nerds with Beer) needed to try this Saffron infused beer. So I went to get it at the only place I know that has it, and guess what, it’s Midas Touch! So I’m all excited now, not only does it have saffron, but it’s a 3,000 year old recipe! This is going to be amazing.

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Griffin Brothers Hard Cider (Home Brew)
Written by Zanny   
Sunday, 23 September 2007

Disclaimer - Kat the Malicious is not very happy that Clay the Corrupter and I happen to like cider a little more so then beer.

So some of us here at Nerds With Beer decided to experiment making beer and cider. We got a "Beer Kit" from a website called MrBeer.com .

The traditional brewer’s kit consists of:

Mr Beer(1) Brew Keg, Lid & Tap (8.5quarts)

(1) Standard Brew Pack (Beer Mixers, Booster, Sanitizer, Yeast, Instructions)

(12) Reusable Plastic Caps (For bottles I don’t have)

(1) Brewing with Mr.Beer® - Book

(1) Easy to Follow Instructions

We also purchased Glass 16oz swing top bottles, and "Archer's Orchard Hard Cider" (condensed apple juice, yeast, and sanitizer)

We decided to make the cider the first time around. Now this isn’t a particularly hard process, just long. You take this can of, what looked to me to be light colored molasses, "Concentrated Apple Juice" and boil it with some water and some sugar (we added grenadine for good measure), then add a gallon of water to this nifty plastic barrel they provide, pour the hot stuff in, add more water, add some yeast and let it sit for about 5 minutes to get the yeast awake and alive. Then "Stir Vigorously" (shake da shit outa it), and let it ferment in a cool dark place for 5 days (68-78 degrees F). Then you bottle the stuff!!! You have 2 options: still cider, or carbonated cider. Well some people have places they can go to get carbonated or sometimes even own the right equipment. For other this requires more sugar. You add about a half a teaspoon of sugar to each (16oz) bottle, and let it sit in the same temperature for about 5 weeks. This new batch of sugar reacts rather slowly with particles of yeast still living in your brew and ferments a little more, producing gasses that, when sealed, can’t go anywhere, CARBONATION!! This past Saturday we had our first of (hopefully) many cider/bear tasting parties.

So here's what I thought.....

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Adventures in PA. Land
Written by Zanny   
Monday, 17 September 2007

So I recently took a trip up to PA to meet some long lost family. The Plan was to fly in, hang out in the airport and grab a bite to eat with my aunt and cousin, while waiting for my dad's flight to arrive... 

So I got off the plane, met my family, and we went to a bar and grill in the airport. We promptly started drinking. Oh, Family. My dad and his girlfriend get off their flight about an hour later and we form a plan. Part ways, do a few things with my cousin and meet the rest of the family back at my aunt’s house in a few hours. To the bar! More drinks. We met up with my dad and aunt and a few of their friends at my aunt’s house for some food and, of course, more drinks

A few hours later I’m on my way to my hotel. As I’m walking to my room I pass the hotel bar. More drinks! 

The next day had a little less drinking but there was still some later that night.

So you can see the theme of this trip. Anyway, let’s talk about this bar that my cousin works at.

"McGrogans

Spacious, karaoke on Tuesdays, awesome bartenders, nice look and feel, 200 BEERS! Yes, I said it, 200 beers. They have four 6' tall coolers in the back with about 200 different types of beers. I WAS IN HEAVEN! My girlfriend had given me some snacks, a notebook, and a crossword book to take on the plane with me. This came greatly in handy when I started drinking. 

The following will be the beers that I tried, well, at least the ones I was sober enough to write about….

Orange Blossom Cream Ale

Buffalo Bills Brewery - Orange Blossom Cream Ale

It has a pale orangey color, almost flat golden and it is a pretty clear ale. 

It has the aroma of a toned down life saver, with a hint of beer back ground. And some orange peel in there somewhere. 

Its kind of a sweet ale, it tastes pretty nice. It has a little bit of sour in the back of the mouth but not too much. It tastes like orange peel-cream, with a sweet-bitter niceness. It doesn’t actually have the thickness of a cream at all, but has the flavor a little.

It’s like a Hop had sex with an orange, and I think we know where the cream came from. It’s a little harsh with carbonation though, which can be annoying but it's ok for now. Overall I would say this one is pretty good

 

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Beer vs. Blood: Dracula Battles de BoomGaard Tropicale
Written by Kat   
Sunday, 23 September 2007

On occasion I have been known to act much like a hermit crab and hide inside my little apartment all by myself, with the lights out, perfectly content with doing nothing. Every now and then a little glimmer of happiness will appear via the mailbox and to my surprise the Netflix DVD I ordered will arrive. The addition of a movie or television series I have been anticipating greatly enhances my likelihood to be a hermit crab and enhances the quality of my hermit-like behavior. At that point I am able to live as a hermit but experience life vicariously through the PS2 and television which enables me to view the DVDs. Ah yes, at that point, life is grand.

One such night occurred recently and I found myself cuddled under a blanket watching “The Satanic Rites of Dracula” starring Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing circa 1974. There is nothing better than really cheesy 1970’s vampire movies with really amazing actors in them. At some point during the movie I determined I was thirsty. I paused the movie and meandered over to the refrigerator. I rummaged a bit. One can of Wild Cherry Pepsi left, a half gallon of rather questionable chocolate soy milk, a few bottles of water, and, to my delight, the bottle of mango flavored lambic David had left in my apartment from his most recent trip to Florida. Obviously, I went for the lambic.

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Heat Exhaustion and Desperation: A Wedding Story.. -er, Beer Review (Miller Lite)
Written by Kat   
Thursday, 30 August 2007

It was a very hot and miserable day, the day my oldest cousin, Jeff, decided to get married. What though could I expect, it being the middle of August and all? And in the middle of the afternoon. On a sunny day. In Georgia. And, oh yeah, set OUTDOORS. Despite my best efforts to stay cool (short dress, no stockings, hair up, and waving one of those little oriental fans around), I still somehow managed to get heat exhaustion in the 20 minutes the ceremony went on for (it would have only been about 5 minutes had they skipped all the praying. I spent most of the time praying for cloud coverage, not holy matrimony. Sorry guys).

Needless to say by the time the (thankfully) indoor reception rolled around I was practically dying for some sort of tasty beverage. The bar had this: Bud, Bud Light, Miller Lite, an assorted selection of white and red wines, water and soda (pop for you northerners). Now, let’s analyze the situation. I’m at a wedding. A wedding with free alcohol. Not the best selection of alcohol but free alcohol nonetheless and I’m practically on fire having sat outside for 20 minutes when there was a heat index of 120 degrees. Any guesses as to what I went for?

(Those of you who said water obviously have never been to a wedding before with free alcohol. And anyone who said wine has never had wine after baking in the sun. Yes folks, it will make you feel worse. Much worse.)

The answer: ye olde standby, Miller Lite. No, it really isn’t my old standby. Yuengling is. But if I’m in someone’s house and it’s the only thing they have and it happens to be so well refrigerated I can’t taste it, I’ll drink it.

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